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• Linda: Well, that's the first time an exterminator said he's gonna pray for us.
• (We cut to inside the Bob's Burgers restaurant, where we see Linda Belcher and her three kids; Tina, Gene, and Louise.)
• Linda: That's okay, right? That's not a bad sign.
• Gene: No.
• Tina: Whatcha doin', Gene?
• Gene: I'm making an instrument out of spoons, and a napkin holder, and dreams, and magic.
• Louise: Obviously, Tina.
• Linda: How's the burger, Bob?
• Bob: It's okay. I put an egg on it.
• Louise: Why is Dad making a burger at 8:00 a.m.?
• Gene: Is he on British time?
• Linda: He's making it to bring to Mr. Dowing at the bank. We have a meeting this morning, and we're gonna ask for an extension on our loan payment.
• Louise: Oh, fun.
• (Bob Belcher appears.)
• Bob: And we really, really need to get that extension. All the restaurant equipment is wrapped up in that loan.
• Tina: So, you're giving him a burger?
• Bob: Well, I mean, we can't give him money, Tina.
• Louise: 'Cause we don't have any?
• Bob: Pretty much.
• Gene: How about you play him some of this?
• (Gene flicks the spoon from his custom-made instrument.)
• Louise: What, to scare him?
• Gene: No. To enchant him.
• Linda: Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea, but isn't it a little early to be making it? I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.
• (Jimmy Pesto can be seen spraying Speedo Guy with a hose)
• Bob: (whispers) This is a practice burger.
• Linda: (whispers) Why are you whispering?
• Bob: (whispers) I don't want it to hear and feel bad.
• Linda: (whispers) Okay.
• (Bob looks at the burger)
• Bob: (in female voice) Wait, I'm a what?
• (Bob approached the burger and looks directly at it. The burger was made with a bottom bun, a burger patty, a single slice of yellow cheese, two strips of bacon making a cross symbol, a fried egg, and a top bun with sesame seeds on it.)
• Bob: (in normal voice) Nothing. What? You're great.
• (Bob pets the burger while shushing.)
• Bob: (in female voice) Mmm, that feels nice. (in normal voice) I know. I know. (in a female voice) Don't rub my sesame seeds off. (in normal voice) I won't. Don't worry.
• Louise: They're a cute couple.
• Gene: Eh, I give 'em a year.
• Bob: Uh, I'm gonna make another (whispers) practice (in normal voice) burger. And I'm gonna try not to think too much about how much is riding on today. Maybe I should put two eggs on it.
• Linda: Hey! This could be your burger of the day! You can call it your, "Keep Your Sunny Side Up and Your Cloudy Side Down, Stay Positive, Bobby, Things Are Gonna Be Okay Burger." Right?
• Bob: It's a little long.
• Gene: How about "Mr. Greasy"?
• Tina: Well, better get going. Only one more week of school, and then I'm Summer Tina. And big things are comin' for Summer Tina.
• Gene: Big things like that heat rash you get sometimes?
• Tina: Bigger.
• Louise: Summer Louise might be making some moves that are pretty big, too. Maybe. I don't know. Don't worry about it, all right?
• Tina: Fine. Sorry.
• Gene: Summer Gene's gonna be topless 24/7 and doin' a lot of this.
• (Gene flicks the spoon from his custom-made instrument.)

02. Sunny Side Up Summer

• (We see Tina, Louise, and Gene walking to school)
• Louise: Oh, great.
• Linda: Bye, my babies.
• (Tina trips over the sidewalk, then catches her fall)
• Linda: Watch out for the messed-up sidewalk!
• Tina: Thank you!
• (We see a raw burger patty being thrown unto the sizzling hot grill, fries being dunked in hot oil, and a tomato being sliced into pieces.)
• Bob: (singing) ♪ Every day, we come downstairs, unlock the door, and turn the sign to open ♪
• (Linda flips the sign from "CLOSED" to "OPEN")
• Bob: (singing) ♪ Open. Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea from the worry and the stressin' and the hopin' ♪
• Bob: (singing) ♪ But I won't think about ♪
• Linda: (singing, at the same time) ♪ But you shouldn't think about ♪
• Bob, Linda: (singing) ♪ Those fears now. Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh, wow." When he tastes our burgers, tastes our fries. He'll probably give us a high-five ♪
• Bob: (singing) ♪ Extend our loan, throw us a bone, and tell us we are in the zone ♪
• Linda: Yeah!
• Bob: (singing) ♪ Send us on our merry way ♪
• Linda: Mm-hmm.
• Bob: (singing) ♪ Hey, have yourselves a pleasant day ♪
• Bob, Linda: (singing) ♪ We'll come back here, we'll go berserk. We'll hug and kiss and get to work ♪
• (Linda then rushes into the kitchen and begins dancing.)
• Linda: (singing) ♪ Oh, Bobby, I like what I'm hearin'. Diarrhea's fine, but no sense fearin' ♪
• Bob: I mean.
• Linda: Uh! (singing) ♪ When you have that just un-stop-timistic spirit ♪
• Bob, Linda: (dancing and singing) ♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up summer of our lives! Ooh! ♪
• (We then cut to Gene, Tina, Louise, and Jimmy Junior walking to school. Jimmy Junior was in cront of Tina.)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ Every time I see him, Oh, my heart, it does a crazy little dance ♪ Something like, eh, eh, eh.
• Louise: Looks good.
• (Gene, Tina, and Louise begin boping their heads to the music.)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ And I want for him to kiss me and then walk away so I can see what's shakin' in the backside of his pants ♪
• Gene: Poop?
• Tina: (singing) ♪ I think this is real, what I feel ♪
• (Tina, Gene, and Louise play hopscotch on the crosswalk)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ And if he can feel it too, Well then that would be ideal. So I wanna make this thing legit. I'm gonna put a ring on it ♪
• Gene: Ooh.
• Tina: (singing) ♪ But not a ring 'cause that's cray-cray. I mean, we're only in eighth grade. I'll do the thing eighth graders do ♪
• (All the students of Wagstaff School heading for the entrance of the school begins dancing)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ When you like-like me and I like-like you ♪
• (Tina takes off her barrette and runs up to Jimmy Junior)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ Put something special on a chain and give it to him and explain ♪
• (The background changes)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ I'd like for you to be my summer boyfriend. You'll say yes and then to seal it, shake your rear end. ♪
• (Petals fell from the sky. Jimmy Junior shakes his butt before smiling)
• Tina: (singing) ♪ And it's gonna be the sunny side up summer of my life ♪
• (Tina puts her American History book in her locker before closing the door. The screen transitions into the classroom)
• Gene: (singing) ♪ Each and every day I want to sing, I want to play ♪
• (Gene picks up the instrument he made and stands on top of his desk and begins dancing)
• Gene: (singing) ♪ Play this napkiny I made it ♪
• (Gene flicks the spoon from his custom-made instrument.)
• Gene: (singing) ♪ And it's gonna revolutionize American pop music ♪
• (A child walks in front of the camera, transitioning into when the kids are leaving class for recess in slow-motion.)
• Louise: (singing) ♪ Each and every day, I just think I'm pretty great. Yep, that's right. No big deal. I'm not hiding what I feel about some things on my mind♪
• (Louise grabs her pink bunny hat)
• Louise: (singing) ♪ And if they're holding me behind ♪
• (Louise lets go of her pink bunny hat)
• Louise: (singing) ♪ Keeping me feeling small. Though they actually make me tall. Hope they don't hear me talkin' about them. Don't know what I am without them ♪
• (The slow-motion scene speeds up. Gene and Tina appears)
• Gene, Tina, Louise: (singing) ♪ But this summer I might see just who I turn out to be ♪
• Bob, Linda: (singing at the same time) ♪ But this summer we might see just who we turned out to be ♪
• (The restaurant was now closed. Bob and Linda exits with the burger in the paper bag. Bon and Linda goes to First Oceanside Savings Bank.)
• Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene, Louise: (singing) ♪ And it's gonna be the sunny side up summer of our lives ♪
• Bob, Linda: (singing) ♪ Guess we're gonna go for it. Feels kinda scary, I'll admit ♪
• Gene, Tina, Louise: (singing at the same time) ♪ Sunny side up summer ♪
• Bob, Linda: (singing) ♪ It will be great, it's gonna work We'll hug and kiss and go berserk ♪
• Gene, Tina, Louise: (singing) ♪ Sunny side up summer ♪
• Bob, Linda: (singing at the same time) ♪ I'll take a chance, don't second guess. We're doing great if he just answers yes ♪
• (Bob and Linda has arrived at the First Oceanside Savings Bank.)

03. Extension Denied

• (Inside the First Oceanside Savings Bank.)
• Mr. Dowling: No.
• Bob, Linda: Huh?
• Mr. Dowling: I'm sorry. Extension denied.
• Bob: Huh?
• Mr. Dowling: You have seven days to make your payment or we'll repossess your restaurant equipment.
• Bob: Seven days?
• Linda: Possess our equipment? Like, haunt it?
• (Bob hands Mr. Dowling a paper bag, containing a burger he made earlier.)
• Bob: I brought you a burger.
• Mr. Dowling: Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to eat less meat.
• Bob: Oh, my God.
• (Mr. Dowling goes on his computer and closes the file.)
• Mr. Dowling: I'm going to close out the file. And, uh, your faces are making me sad, so if you could go?
• (Bob and Linda gets up to leave the bank. Linda grabs her purse.)
• Linda: Oh, my face?
• Mr. Dowling: And can you take the, um... hmm?
• Linda: There's fries in there. You want the fries?
• (Mr. Dowling types on his keyboard. Bob grabs the paper bag he was originally gonna offer. Bob and Linda leaves the bank.)
• Mr. Dowling: Typing till you're gone. Typing till you're gone.
• (The scene cuts to Wagstaff School during recess. Gene plays with an instrument he made with a napkin holder, two rubber bands, and a spoon. Louise was reading Kuchi Kopi Volume 3, while Tina tries to untangle her barrette.)
• Gene: And that is the breakthrough we've been looking for.
• Rudy: It hurts my teeth somehow. Also who's "we"?
• Gene: The band! Our underappreciated but highly influential band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee?
• Rudy: Uh.
• Gene: That we're in with my sisters. And recorder bad boy, Peter Pescadero.
• Rudy: Oh, right. We were in a band.
• Darryl: And we went with that name?
• Gene: Yes! And we were just waiting to discover our sound, and I'm sure you agree that I've found it.
• (Gene resumes playing with his instrument. Darryl and Rudy both cover their ears because if the sound. Jimmy Junior and Zeke are fighting.)
• Zeke: I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! Come on.
• Jimmy Junior: Oh, God. Oh, no, please. Ow. Too hard!
• Zeke: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
• (Zeke continues fighting)
• Jimmy Junior: Aah!
• Tina: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna walk right over there and I'm gonna do it.
• (Tina walks away from Jimmy Junior and Zeke, who still continue to fight.)
• Tina: I'm not gonna do it.
• (Tina walks back go Jimmy Junior and Zeke.)
• Tina: I am gonna do it. Here I go.
• (Tina walks away from Jimmy Junior and Zeke again.)
• Tina: Nope. Going back over here. Can't do it.
• (Tina walks back go Jimmy Junior and Zeke.)
• Tina: Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
• Jimmy Junior: Ow, Zeke. Ow, Zeke. Ow, Zeke. My penis area!
• Tina: Nope. Not the right time. Stand down, soldier.
• (The scene cuts to Abby, Chloe, and Harley sitting on a monkey bar, with their arms crossed.)
• Chloe: Ready? Go!
• (They perform a dead man's drop, which involves clamping unto the monkey bar with their legs before going upside down and landing on their feet.)
• Harley: Louise! Come do a dead man's drop.
• (Abby, Chole, and Harley being climbing back to the top of the money bar, ready to go again.)
• Louise: Ooh, that's over there an I'm over here. But thank you.
• Chole: She's scared.
• Louise: (scoffs) No. I'm not. I mean, I'm scared of how comfortable I am. Over here.
• Chole: She's afraid her hat will fall off.
• Louise: (scoffs) You're afraid my hat will fall off. So gotcha!
• Rudy: Good one. I mean, kinda.
• Chole: I don't know why she wears still that thing. It's like she's five.
• Rudy: Oh, boy.
• (Rudy uses an inhaler)
• Chole: Baby.
• (Louise, Darryl, Rudy, Andy, and Ollie gasp on what Chole said.)
• Louise: What'd you say?
• (Louise stands up.)
• Louise: Did you just use the B-word?
• Tina: Uh, I'm pretty sure she said, "lady."
• Rudy: I heard "rabies."
• (Louise throws down her copy of Kuchi Kopy Volume 3 on the ground.)
• Louise: I'll show you rabies.
• (Louise runs up to Chole to beat her up. But Gene and Tina stop her from fighting.)
• Tina: Easy. Easy.
• (Mr. Frond calmly approaches the Belcher kids.)
• Mr. Frond: What's going on here? A little conflict?
• (Louise snarls at Mr. Frond. Mr. Frond runs away. The scene cuts to the Bob's Burgers restaurant from the outside.)
• Bob: Stupid bank. Sunny side up.
• (Inside the Bob's Burgers restaurant. Linda is pouring coffee into Mort's white cup. The burger of the day is "Between A Broc and A Chard Place Burger". It costs $5.95.)
• Bob: More like crappy side up.
• Linda: It's gonna be okay, Bob.
• (Bob can be seen scraping the grill with a spatula.)
• Linda: Bob?
• Mort: Do you think he remembers I ordered a burger?
• (Teddy trips on the messed up sidewalk before entering Bob's Burgers.)
• Linda: Um... Yeah.
• Teddy: Your sidewalk's getting worse.
• Linda: Uh-huh.
• Teddy: I saw someone trip. Hey, how are you guys gonna celebrate getting that loan extension? Should I get some T-shirts made? I'd wear one.
• (Linda then hands Teddy a cup of coffee while Teddy is speaking.)
• Linda: We didn't get the extension, Teddy.
• Teddy: What? But you made a burger!
• Bob: He's eating less meat, Teddy!
• Teddy: Okay! Jeez.
• Linda: He's eating less meat. Bob, calm down. Seven days. We can do this. All we have to do is sell enough burgers in seven days to pay the bank, Which is...
• Bob: A lot.
• Linda: Eh, well, that's not that much, right? We can do it.
• Teddy: Hey, there's gonna be more business down at the Wonder Warf 'cause of the Octa-wharfiversary!
• Linda: Oh, yeah, the Octa-wharfiversary. More foot traffic.
• (Bob is scraping another grill with a spatula.)
• Bob: Uh, yeah. That's true.
• Linda: And feet have mouths. Mouths that we could put burgers in. Right, Bob?
• Bob: Yeah. Feet have mouths.
• Teddy: (laughs) Feet mouths.
• Bob: (chuckles)
• Linda: There he is. See? Doesn't it feel good to be a little hopeful?
• Teddy: Instead of being scary and shouty.
• Mort: And making people fell nervous to ask about their order.
• Bob: Yeah, it does a little bit.
• Linda: (singing) ♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up ♪ Come on!
• Bob, Linda: ♪ Summer of our lives ♪
• Bob, Linda, Teddy, Mort: ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
• (Bob stops singing and dancing and notices rumbling from the outside the restaurant)
• Linda, Teddy, Mort: ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♪
• Linda: Huh?
• (A sinkhole forms in front of a restaurant. Water shoots up from the sinkhole. A yellow car stops in front of the sinkhole)
• Linda: Oh! Oh! Oh!
• (Everyone notices the sinkhole. A blonde man in a dark-colored shirt takes out his phone. Jimmy Pesto goes outside of his restaurant, Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria, before smiling. A shot from the top of the ferris wheel with two people inside. Bob, Linda, Teddy, and Mort stared at the water shooting out of a sinkhole.)
• Bob: Oh, my God.

04. The Hole Problem

• (Later, the hole is closed with barriers and a lot of workers. Five workers are inside the hole. a Pumpty Dumpty truck empties the sewage out. A woman with golden hair, wearing a light blue shirt is filming it with her phone. There are two police cars on the scene. Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene, and Louise are staring down at the hole.)
• Linda: It's not so bad.
• Louise: Especially if you're into huge sinkholes.
• Bob: I mean, you can't get in the door. Customers need that usually to be able to get into the restaurant.
• (Lina spots Mr. Dowling, who was walking past Jimmy Pesto's Pizzeria.)
• Linda: Oh, hey, Mr. Dowling. Don't worry about this at all. We're doing great! Seven days. (chuckles)
• (Mr. Dowling shakes his head "no" in response.)
• Linda: He's shaking his head, but that's probably just 'cause he got a bug on his face.
• Calvin: Look out!
• (Felix Fischoeder drives the Wonder Warf cart. His cousin, Grover Fischoeder, is in the back. and Calvin Fischoeder was sitting right next to Felix.)
• Calvin: Landlord coming through! Wealthy landlord coming through.
• (Calvin gets out of the cart.)
• Calvin: That's a big hole, Bob. What did you do?
• Bob: What?
• Grover: I agree. This is in no way caused by old and leaky outflow pipes that the landlord of this property should have replaced years ago. Good point, sir.
• (Felix takes the tube that was used for champumping of his mouth)
• Felix: Is this important? 'Cause (clears throat) Calvin, we were right in the middle of flyering for Wonder Warf and champumping.
• Linda: How long do you think this'll take to fill in, Mr. Fischoeder?
• Calvin: Well, let's see, what year is it now?
• Bob: Oh, my God.
• Linda: He's kidding. (chuckles) You're kidding, right?
• Calvin: Yes. Let's say yes. I'm putting you in charge of this, Felix. You're my ne'er-do-well brother who no one believes in, but maybe filling holes is your thing. And you just need a chance to shine.
• Felix: Grover, I'm delegating this to you, since you're our something.
• Grover: Lawyer.
• Felix: Right.
• Grover: And cousin.
• Felix: Ugh.
• Grover: Anyway, the city will take care of this. Probably done soon-ish?
• Calvin: Or sooner!
• Linda: See, Bob? Our hole's getting filled.